BLUE BEAVER - by JB Heller
The latest riot of hilarity and irreverent fun from Aussie author JB Heller has knocked my fav rom/coms (the Shopaholic series), clear off their "iron throne".
Blue Beaver had me laughing to myself and to my cat all night, and I do mean all night. I stayed up until 3am shivering in icy Victorian weather; I just couldn't put it down. I dare you to try and read without cackling at the antics of a diva baby llama, a trio of hot llama farmers and a city girl stuck in the country suffering "hell week" thanks to women's problems.
"My eyes flash open; someone is spooning me..... I roll to face said someone only to scream my lungs out at the sight before me. There is a llama in the bed. A fucking llama. The creature startles awake and screeches back at me. It's long limbs kick out, and it lands a solid hoof to the vagina. Tears prickle my eyes as I coil into myself clutching my throbbing beaver."
The second in a series of interlinked stand alones, Blue Beaver is the perfect antidote to winter downunder and the summer heat everywhere else.
And while you're at it, PINK BITS (book 1) is freaking amazing with a whole different kind of crazy fun.
Did you know that flannel can be deceivingly sexy? I’m Charlotte, and if blogging and devoting my life to fashion has taught me anything, it’s that flannel was never a good choice. Turns out, I was wrong. So very wrong. The first time I met Elijah he told me I was insane and I called him a lunatic. Good times. Then when he came to my rescue, like a knight dressed in flannel, I had to eat my words. Apparently, not all country folk are serial killers’ intent on feeding you to their pigs. I know right, I was shocked too! Never in a million years did I imagine myself lusting after a dead sexy, flannel-clad, llama farmer. There’s no way it would ever happen. But he’s determined to change my mind. And I think, I might just let him.