JB HELLER - Everyones crazy fun friend.
Everyone has a crazy fun friend who just makes you smile... JB is that friend (and I've never even met her). A great Aussie author who I'm a HUGE fan of, she's just this week published her 20th book. YEP you read right - 20! While she writes all kinds of great books, my faves the ones I personally show her greatest talent are her rom-coms. Check out a few...
I stayed up until 3am shivering in icy Victorian weather; I just couldn't put it down. I dare you to try and read without cackling at the antics of a diva baby llama, a trio of hot llama farmers and a city girl stuck in the country suffering "hell week" thanks to women's problems.
"My eyes flash open; someone is spooning me..... I roll to face said someone only to scream my lungs out at the sight before me. There is a llama in the bed. A fucking llama. The creature startles awake and screeches back at me. It's long limbs kick out, and it lands a solid hoof to the vagina. Tears prickle my eyes as I coil into myself clutching my throbbing beaver."
The second in a series of interlinked stand alones, Blue Beaver is the perfect antidote to winter downunder and the summer heat everywhere else. It sure beats being kicked in the VJ by a llama!
Such a fantastic read!!! Funny as hell, proof positive that all us quirky ladies have a special brand of crazy that appeals to that special man. These two are so well suited, opposite but perfect together she faints at the sight of blood, he's a sympathetic spewer; he is comfortable naked and has a large penis, she's happy to drool over his naked large penis. Hillarious from start to finish.
From the Aussie author that brought you the verbal diarreah & naked neighbour of Pink Bits, the flannel wearing hottie and vagina assaulting llama of Blue Beaver and the hunky no-committments and lack of lust starfishing in bed of Starfish Method... comes a new quirky offering.
When Atticus catches his 16 year old son 'choking the chicken' over Sadie the cleaning lady he doesn't realise she'll change his life. He's been as obsessed as a teenage boy himself, he needs to know more.
Sadie/Kinsley is a kinky cleaner for the camera only, in her real life she's shy, hardworking and has been beaten down by her families complete disregard for her... Until Atticus.
FLIRTY is so hilarious, it had me laughing aloud like a crazy person while I was reading in public. It's knocked Blue Beaver off top position for my fave JB book. We all know someone who undervalues themselves, we all know a couple who can't keep their hands off each other and we all know demanding mothers, bitchy sisters and super quirky girl gangs friends. I read it in a day and as always with a JB book, am going to be rereading and dying until another comes out. Loved, loved, loved it... All I can say is you never know who's watching and where it can lead - Thank god for do-overs!