PINK BITS - by JB HELLER
Releases 29th March 2019 on Amazon - mark it in your diaries, set an alarm on your phones and make sure you're ready to spend time laughing hard at Pink Bits.
Such a fantastic read!!! Funny as hell, proof positive that all us quirky ladies have a special brand of crazy that appeals to that special man. These two are so well suited, opposite but perfect together she faints at the sight of blood, he's a sympathetic spewer; he is comfortable naked and has a large penis, she's happy to drool over his naked large penis. Hillarious from start to finish.
Did you know the medical term for a butt crack is intergluteal cleft?
My name is Reagan, and spouting random facts like this one at inopportune moments is my affliction. I’m chronically awkward, socially inept and completely lack a filter. Believe it or not, men do not find these attractive traits.
When my sexy-as-sin neighbour barges into my apartment at the arse crack of dawn, everything changes. For some strange reason, my brand of crazy doesn’t send him running for the hills. Instead, he settles in for a nap on my couch… Oh, and did I mention he was completely naked?